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关于简短的爆笑英语笑话篇1a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"他满面愁容的说：“医生，怎么办?我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油!”"oh, don't worry! all you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"医生回答他說：“喔..没关系啦!记得这几天不要抽烟!”关于简短的爆笑英语笑话篇2three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. the cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.三个在森林迷路的人被食人族抓住了。食人族首领对他们说，如果他们能通过一项游戏，他们就能活命。the first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. so all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.测验的第一关是，去森林里采摘属于同一品种的10个水果。所以，这三个人分散开来去采摘水果。the first one came back and said to the king, "i brought ten apples." the king then explained the trial to him. "you have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."第一个人回来对食人族首领说：“我带回来了10个苹果。”首领然后向他说明了游戏规则：“你必须要把这10个苹果塞进你的屁眼里，同时脸上不能有任何表情，否则就吃了你。the first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.第一个苹果被塞进去了…。到第二个的时候，因为疼痛他躲开了，所以，他被吃掉了。the second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. when the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.第二个人带着10个葡萄回来了。当首领向他说明游戏规则后，他想，对他来说这应该很容易。so he proceeded: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed immediately.他开始了，一个，两个，三个， ……。当到第九个葡萄的时候，他大笑了起来，所以，他马上被吃了。weeks later, the first guy and the second guy met in heaven. the first one asked, "why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"几星期过去了，第一个人和第二个人在天堂碰面了。第一个人问第二个人：“你当时干嘛笑啊，你都快成功了?”"i couldn't help it, i saw the third guy coming with pineapples."第二个人回答说：“我忍不住啊，我看见第三个人拿着10个菠萝回来了。”关于简短的爆笑英语笑话篇3visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康?local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。visitor: what was the matter with you?游客：你怎么了?local yokel: nothing---i was born here.乡下佬：没什么——我就出生在这个地方。